Joke Riddles:
A man goes outside while it is pouring cats and dogs.The man stands directly in the rain,but his hair doesn't get wet.why not?
Answer: Because he was dreaming!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing they just waved
What the fat man would have told to the lean one?Guess?
Answer: you are lucky ,because you could see your feet!
Why do cows wear bells?
Answer:Because the don't have horns!
What happens to a green rock,when you throw in the red sea?
Answer:It gets wet!
Using a coconut and a stone to knock them on your head,which one would be more painful?
Answer:Your head!
Why do leopards have a hard time while hiding?
Answer:Because they are always spotted!
A man goes outside while it is pouring cats and dogs.The man stands directly in the rain,but his hair doesn't get wet.why not?
Answer: Because he was dreaming!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing they just waved
What the fat man would have told to the lean one?Guess?
Answer: you are lucky ,because you could see your feet!
Why do cows wear bells?
Answer:Because the don't have horns!
What happens to a green rock,when you throw in the red sea?
Answer:It gets wet!
Using a coconut and a stone to knock them on your head,which one would be more painful?
Answer:Your head!
Why do leopards have a hard time while hiding?
Answer:Because they are always spotted!
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